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Nah.

To be fair, they’ve released surveys after every beta test, and then made lots of changes to the gameplay (and detailed the changes in blog posts each time). I’m sure they’ll do a poll about the gameplay, as well.

The fact that the feedback they’re looking for is focused on the graphics should tell you everything you need to know. I mean sure, the graphic design they went with was a strange choice, but if they think THAT’S why no one bought the game then there’s simply no hope for it.

My dude thinks he’s as dangerous to “the establishment” as Jeffrey Epstein and is going to be “suicided. Jussie, the only thing you were dangerous to was your career...

I await of course the almost inevitable expose that this person never actually signed up, never saw combat, and spent the entire time fuddying about in Poland given this is in the BBC article on him:

Making outfits for female characters that are less revealing is all well and good, but they should also pursue other options to balance out the discrepancy between male and female outfits:

In my tournaments here in nor-cal, effective immediately, I’m implementing a professional rule, which states in short, I have the right to DQ you if it’s clear that you are not keeping up with your hygiene.

You can find gross people who play other games, but Smash event organizers have to straight-up beg attendees to wash themselves and their clothes at a level that you don’t see in other events.

Just say you’re a smash player next time

Analysts are already predicting a minimum of a 40% improvement to the smell

Don’t you dare besmirch the good name of Pete Holmes.

Oh fuck, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier

You have to admit, white males indulged in their privilege and power tend to be the biggest cowards of owning up to their own ideals, because of labels. It is why I pay attention to an influencer’s actions, not their words whenever they speak from a soapbox.

“how do I disrespect women I don’t talk to them” is the same argument as Oregon’s “we can’t be racist if we don’t let Black people live here”!

What We Do On The High Seas

US Republicans do.

The entire GQP, apparently.

Found Putin’s stealth account. 

That feels incredibly disingenuous and blithely ignorant or dismissive of the places that still routinely experience warfare/armed conflict.

Well, at least the US Military hasn’t been trying to use video games as a subtle PR recruiting tool for the past couple decades, that would be embarrassing.