No.  It’s two words:  Final Fantasy.

Honestly it’s amazing how Square Enix basically flies under the radar regarding its sheer ineptitude by virtue of not being Konami.

... you ever get the feeling that “below expectations” involves the same kind of magical math that makes the most successful films of all time never be profitable, except for the fact that all the suits get all the money from them?

Meh, who cares? This is the REAL cool announcement:

Do you have a source on this? Given what a pain in the ass the cell was I’m having a hard time believing that the PS4 collection is just an emulated version of the PS3 version. If the PS4 was capable of this you’d think we’d have seen more PS3 titles brought to PS4/5. Not to mention it doesn’t really account for the…

at some point, decades from now, the news will break that amazons marketing campaign pulled one of the greatest ad campaign tricks of all time and convinced everyone that they were the only person not playing this and you need to check it out now before its too late.  it doesnt make any sense to me that this painfully…

They’re trained to treat every single engagement with the public as potentially life and death. Coupled with the increased militarization of departmental gear across the country, you get the routine bullshit they keep getting away with.

I’m always surprised, though I guess I shouldn’t be, how easy it is to get cops to go HAM with so little provocation and with no check in place to prevent obvious abuse in unwarranted situations.

Easy tip to not being accused of appropriation: don’t set your game in a SWANA-inspired setting and then invite your one brown friend, pop on a “safari hat” and call it a day. It’s really not that hard.

Always felt like there’s a specific subset of Xbox users who are, uh... quite nationalistic in their brand loyalty.

Hahaha, that dude getting pinballed between the XBOX and PS spoof accounts is good trolling.

Speaking of targeted harassment... I was swatted a few weeks ago and, after working with the police, we have narrowed it down to someone from this community (Kotaku).

Sorry, DBZA, I will no longer be supporting the official release.

And what I’ve learned from toei’s shitty tactics is that it’s ethically fine to steal as much toei owned content as possible.

“This makes Driving Miss Daisy look like Bullitt!”

Sorry man... Playing retro games on LCD screens just looks bad because of the lack basically what amounts to aliasing... the clean edges without the color bleed just doesn’t look as good as playing it on the old tube TVs.

This reminds me of my study habits in school where I would study lots suddenly before a test day, but that was procrastination, not whatever this is.

“Obviously what I did is wrong,” JiDion said, “but how am I supposed to do better the next time if I can never get a next time?”

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.