The only thing I really liked about Get Schwifty was Keith David as the president. Keith David is just too goddamn awesome.

Because HoT was hot garbage.

Heh. HoT and LS3 were what finally drove me away from the game. They were wretched play experiences for me. Mastery points to jump on a mushroom to get the next smallest piece of story? Just to rinse and repeat so I could glide a little further over a ravine for the next “dragons are bad and we’re gonna lose!”…

Thanks to things like TeamFourStar’s DBZ Abridged and appearances in games with huge rosters (like the popular Xenoverse titles), Raditz has become something of a running joke or meme that’s kept him more recognized and thought about in the fan community. He’s become a frequent focal point of things like “What If?”. I…

The story is told fine. It’s all there, just more subtle than its immediate predecessor. VIII did suffer from being miserable to play which itself gets in the way of storytelling. Still I find Ultimecia stands as the ultimate culmination of the themes presented and stands as antithesis of what the characters stood for.

Actually I hate both the Squall’s dead and Future-Rinoa is Ultimecia theories because they take away from all the clever groundwork that’s in the game. They’re theories that run counter-intuitive to the themes and story being told, and were theories born out of people not really caring about the story or really…

One of the best stories in the series with grounded characters that have good arcs. Some shenanigans are a waste like “everyone know’s eachother, but it ends up not really mattering”. But ultimately it tells a great story about becoming an adult, being a leader, fatherhood and even the perception of time. Really…

I just initiated this quest last night and still haven’t forgotten how eyeroll inducing levels of pretentious they are 11 years later. Not a hunt I really look forward to completing as I’m just starting to hunt down optional Espers instead.

The Nightmare on Elm Street game for the NES. The game itself didn’t scare me all that much as I recall, but Freddy was on the cover and I was like 5 when it came out. A man with full body burn scars and razor claw hands was a little much for me at the time.

I just got the game last month for $5. GOTY Edition. All that DLC included. Played it for 5 - 10 hours. Great game before I picked up some other games that were higher priority on the backlog. Point is I lost nothing. I’m sure Shadow of War will be great when I pick up the GOTY copy in 3 years for $6, but there’s no…

You’re not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?

Believe it or not you’re actually penalized for NOT being a “douchebag” on at least disc one. You’ll lose SeeD ranks for breaking character.

Tom Brady that guy with brain damage and under inflated balls? Or is that literally any other white guy in sports?

I’ve played through the game a few times. It’s not even anywhere near my favorite FF game, or even one that I enjoy all that much actually, but Tifa hands down. I’m hard pressed to remember ANYTHING about Aerith. She was a walking plot device. I could also say the same about Cloud, the dude playing the dude disguised…

No problem. I’m a diehard Godzilla fan so I’ve been following all the info that’s slowly been releasing. It’s a bit of a contrived set up mostly to avoid the fact that you were right - humans would have built a Death Star to take care of Earth after 20K years if they weren’t conveniently in hypersleep all that time.

From what I’ve read the story starts in the not-to-distant future and 20K years pass because humanity has been in cyro-sleep because they’re a very early space fairing race. So it’s really only tech from a 50 - 100 years in the future that just so happened to be all we had because we slept for 20k years instead of…

I put a lot of time in Marvel Heroes and while this was a shock to happen so fast without warning - the writing on the wall that stuff like this would happen has been there for a long while. The F4 haven’t gotten costumes in over a year save for Surfer whogot 1 costume this year. They started removing the NPC Reed…

Actually Doom is also affected a bit. His default costume is no longer his Future Foundations (white), but is now his classic green costume. Which sucks a bit for me since I just got rid of my last white default costume in the blender a couple days ago. I always wore the green anyway, but still woulda been nice to have

They definitely won’t. The post - which has since been removed - mentioned that as part of the developer’s extension of the Marvel license they can no longer work with those characters. So it’s part of the license overall now at the company, not just particular versions of the game

Leon Kennedy. Dude is fit and knows how to do hair. I feel like he could give me a lot of good advice and it wouldn’t be weird. Also dude like aggressively leaves pining women unattended. If she’s not Ada she’s getting turned down hard and I’ll be right there to pick up the pieces.