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I too am waiting for Avengers: Age of Ultron (Now Featuring Ultron Cut), but there’s been zero news concerning it outside of Whedon saying his original vision was 3+ hours and since otherwise saying he doesn’t want to do an extended cut back in July. He seemed pretty set against it.

No matter what good they did that scene was the antithesis of Han Solo in the Special Edition. Between that and forcibly including Hayden Christiansen in the later edits so I could no longer entirely ignore the prequels pretty much killed SW for me as a whole. Having the ability to cherry pick only the sane or

Every time I think, “Hey, I haven’t watched Moon in a while” I remember that movie makes me sad as fuck. But it’s so good.

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I feel like this is an abridged version of the longer, more detailed video about action movies released earlier this year. Seriously, link this too if you want to double down.

It was an action movie made by people who had spent decades behind the scenes doing action movies as stunt workers and cinematographers. It’s essentially Action Movie: The Action Movie so it’s more or less perfect in those terms.

Thought you’d be going for “dice up the last entry into the series” but yeah... making EVERYTHING look like a god damn Tron movie with Teal/Orange colors is getting boring. There’s literally a poster with like a dozen or so other movies posters from movies over the last 6 or 7 years that’s ALL teal/orange.

It’s not the style that’s bad, it’s the lazy ass film makers that the style attracts that make it bad.

To be fair most of the X-Men movies were done by Bryan Singer at that time and dude single handedly defeated the stereotype that gay men know fashion because my god the dude loves sticking the X-Men in horrible, drab, blackened leather gear that no normal human or super powered mutant could move in let alone make look

Couldn’t just make this Ghostbusters 3 then? I mean I’m not saying the original stars had to do anything more than a cameo. Just keep all those ridiculous things Aykroyd came up with without having to re explain everything. Sigh.

Alphas was like reverse-Heroes. The more Alphas connected to its X-Men roots the better it got. Whereas Heroes thought it could drop the X-Men playbook halfway through season 2 onward and got agonizingly stupid.

Tron Legacy enhances the first film. Deal with it. They fit together so well.

The Mage uses Wish. The spell backfires. The undead dragon now has double hit points. I’ve seen it happen!

In response Marvel has just mandated that Peter Parkers new book is about him being a chemist, detective and uhh... nursing home volunteer set in the 3rd grade when he’s 7 years old. No one will outdo Marvel setting their characters ages back.

The problem was Marvel didn’t really handle all the character in Age of Ultron very well and Civil War remains to be seen.

I got the sense from what I’ve been reading that the devs hit a wall and that wall was, “Holy shit we really don’t know how to effectively program the AI for the single player campaign”.

To be fair he’s much closer to the book in Return of the King than Two Towers, but that creates an even odder disparity in the films as he goes from sleazy dude to tragically heroic dude between movies. Also in the books he’s treated as someone who’s smarter than his brother, but not as brash which lead to him being

Don’t get me started on how excited I was when Renner got cast as Hawkeye in 2009/2010 when Thor was filming only to get about 3 lackluster scenes of him across two movies, before he finally got to play the actual character 5 years later in Age of Ultron. Worth the wait as he was without a doubt one of the few

Basically all the characters are better in the book or extended editions, but Pippin took it pretty hard in the adaptation to film. Worse than even Gimli I’d say. Granted no one got Faramir’d as hard as Faramir in the movies... to the point where you can easily verb-ify his name to drive the point home in terms of how

It always amazes me how much the fans have rallied behind Mr Satan over the years seeing as he was a character who was basically engineered to be an annoyance at first. But they kept giving him redeeming qualities. Even in DB Super.

First Tron 3, now this bullshit. Might as well cancel Godzilla 2 while they’re at it.... because fuck me.