If Huggies wants to make more money, maybe they should step up efforts to get their product into hospital neonatal units like Pampers does.

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

I hatewatch this so much. Between the pretentious ~philosophies~ about food, the food porn images and the insufferable chefs, every single episode of this ends with me googling the restaurant and yelling HOW CAN THIS COST SO MUCH?!? to nobody. I would still eat at every single place if i had $$.

Slightly off topic but it always upset me how Monica Lewinsky was made to pay as great of a price as she has for her “crime”. Serial killers have been given more respect and dignity than she has. She was young, dumb and dazzled by a man. Probably believed every word he told her too. So called friends and confidants…

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Sometimes, victims of rape will try to rationalize the assault or pretend that nothing happened because it’s easier than dealing with the trauma. People deal with trauma in different ways, and unless you’ve been there it’s really tough to understand.

Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.…

Yeah I liked the Trump Supporter (his official title) last night who responded to the Mothers of the Movement by saying ‘when are Democrats going to admit to salvery being their fault and just apologize for it already’

That ad campaign made me want to choke to death on a turducken of Junior’s Cheesecake, Magnolia cupcakes, and Levain cookies. She is spun-sugar cyanide.

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.

And some childfree people, like us (well me, and from your response, I assume you), act like they’re better than moms because they’re too evolved to feel the urge to “breed”. There are huge assholes on both sides of this “fight”, but the point is that we shouldn’t be fighting each other at all, we should be fighting a…

ACCEPTABLE.

But pregnancies are about 10 months (40 weeks).

I’m sorry I don’t gif, and I’m not graphic designer. This is just done with love and a limited amount of time.

My cat looks more like Batman than that dog.

Mike Huckabee: America’s Awful Father-in-Law

Every week. I worship double creature in lieu of organized religion. It is my everything.