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It's impossible not to like Ashley Monroe. Believe me, I've tried. She's too infectious.

Ashley Monroe has actually been on the hipster radar for a while now since she collaborated with Jack White several years ago.
And I agree that this is a nice branching out for AV Club.

I agree that the shootout was a bit ridiculous. By the time the baddies got into the SUV, they were seemingly shooting random people just for the fun of it.

Don't forget that he needed pharmaceutical assistance to have sex with his girlfriend.

You win.

All these fanboys listing their favorite AF albums in response to this thread… Just shut up and enjoy the humor.

How about Christian Bale, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jared Leto and Tom Hardy? These guys take themselves too seriously. They need to fart on camera or something.

They needed appropriate distractions. Your brain needs to shut down to get through the plot of Bandidas.

"Look… We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back."

What's a mall?

Big Eyes

14 contestants, no mini challenge, and FOUR separate runway looks makes for a big mess. I can't sort out who's who.
Apparently neither can Katya: "I don't know what the crab lady is doing in the lip-sync, but the bearded hoe is turning it up!"

They thought she died in one. They had to scramble.

"The only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay."

You wouldn't understand unless you were gay and had that relationship with your mom. Trust me.

You're argument consists of previews for the next episode to explain why THIS episode is filler. That makes no sense.

No. Not. Filler.

She should have gotten the Grammy for that.

Or Hurricane.

Phoenix has never gotten an Oscar.