Yeah, I was promised that by now we’d be breaking into flying cars with Game Boys. This is serious nonsense.

If action movies have taught me anything about car thieves, they can drive it better than you and also jump it over buildings and into military aircraft.

Yes, there is simply no place in popular culture for cis male horniness anymore. Straight porn no longer exists. You can’t even Google it. Trust me, I’ve tried. Sports illustrated swimsuit issues? Gone. They no longer make them because our culture HATES the straight male gaze.

Stupid sexy Snake!

“I used to be a space explorer like you, then I took a plasma beam to the knee. My whole life seemed to fall apart from there. Space exploration had always been a dream of mine, and with the support of my loved ones, I was able to live my dreams. It was the happiest time of my life.

“My injury ended up requiring…

I’m still angry to this day that KOTOR 2 never led to the conclusion we deserved. KOTOR is one of the best Star Wars visions and imaginings and the fact it isn’t a trilogy is still a tragedy.

It requires you to equip a bomb rune and weapon or bow, face generally south (no one knows why it only works when facing south)

“Look at the new Saints Row in action!”

After playing Oblivion… into oblivion, Skyrim was the biggest disappointment in gaming for me around that time. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the setting. The absolute best part of Skyrim was wondering around and getting lost in the locales. But it wasn’t even an incremental improvement over Oblivion in most areas, it…

Reminder that this is a Ubisoft game. Another game company that covers up the sexual abuse by the people it chooses to leave in power.

Off-topic, sorry for the hijacking, but I’m re-iterating a Kinja complaint. A couple of recent Kotaku article Kinja threads are show-casing how difficult the recent Kinja breakages are making it to follow and add to some really good discussions, once they grow very large.

He says he never intentionally wronged anyone but then promises to “completely change his lifestyle”?

Yeah just respond to the email with your name, address, date of birth, mother’s maiden name, and the last four digits of your social security number and everything will get worked out

fyi “spastic” is a slur

I’ve never been interested in Fortnite or Ariana Grande. I didn’t get caught up in any of the hype for this in game concert. I did notice the name on the article though, and that’s why I read about two things I’m not interested in. This site’s a better place for having you write for it.

That may be true, but what the UK looks like in five years time is probably not that relevant in this case.
Unions are being slowly dismantled everywhere, in Sweden the right wing parties are working their asses off to do this, but if Activision Blizzard decided to move their studios to Sweden they would still need to…

I don’t remember it as a moral panic, but I do remember that choice getting relentlessly mocked for how it underlined the absurdity of Bioware’s ethics mechanics.

Consideing that pirate will pirate anyway. Even if it mean waiting 6 month to get that game. The lost sales is close to 0.

10 thousand dollars a day? So Steam, a company run by 200 employees, and owning a massive office in the middle of Bellevue, with around 200 million active users is making about the same everyday as your run of the mill Olive garden location?  Can you link this pearl of wisdom you found this from?

Listen, I get not wanting to take a loss on hardware, especially when every other attempt (barring the Index, maybe) has failed miserably.

That said, Valve has spent the last 20 years making BILLIONS off the backs of other devs/publishers, and has done absolutely fuck all because of it. They make hundreds of millions a…