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Catch 22: can’t tell Kotaku comments section how pathetic it is without being pathetic yourself.

The stuff people do that you (or I, or anyone) can’t fathom could fill a planet.

lol at people who bitch at companies in one of the most superfluous, consumerist industries ever for their blatantly capitalist practices

Lifelong year-round hayfever sufferer and sneeze holder here.

the reason is that it’s a massive fucking waste of metal that could only ever sell via paid placement on a popular website with an endorsement from the writers

the reason is that it’s a massive fucking waste of metal that could only ever sell via paid placement on a popular…

Holy shit, a measured voice of reason! Quick! Ignore it!

Well obviously there is >0 reason or it wouldn’t have happened now, would it?

Luke. Luke Luke Luke.

Obviously it was an insincere apology, or they wouldn’t have felt the need to grandstand for diversity in it.