My Mom wailed when JFK Jr died, “How is Rush Limbaugh still living???”

I’m still wrecked over Prince. He’s dead, Trump is President. For fuck’s sake none of that is right.

Because he keeps fucking getting rewarded for it? Honestly though? THIS IS ALL OF THEM. Ask me about the time Chuck Grassley ogled my boobs. I was 20 and working. Or the time that a middle-aged youth pastor gave me a back rub when I was 16. Or the boss who made me feel dirty when I told him I was pregnant with my 2nd…

My mom and I would frequently say to each other “how did your father die at 62 and Dick Cheney still lives?”

Ugh. I’m still wrecked about Bowie.

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

Shouldn’t Sarah Palin be on the History channel by now, doing “documentaries” about Sasquatch? How is this even real. I guess she shouldn’t have been such a gun-running asshole, because it’s pretty gotdam clear she loves shooting and pardon me if we mistook her for being trigger happy, while she was pew!pew!pew-ing…

Will this horrible woman never go away?

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

“This will be great if we get it done, and if we don’t get it done, it’s just going to be something that we’re not going to like and that’s OK and I understand that very well,”

I really see him spending his spare time with a large glass of Kentucky Bourbon in his hand (extorted from various distillerys), watching video documentaries about various genocides and laughing his ass off. Oh, and wimmens is not supposed to have orgasms. It’s in the Bible under the category of Wifely Duties.

“This will be great if we get it done, and if we don’t get it done, it’s just going to be something that we’re not going to like and that’s OK and I understand that very well”

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

I openly want the very worst, most tragic events real life can offer to dodge Mitch McConnell to his grave.

This was the worst song The Buggles ever made.

It’s almost like, if unregulated, people running businesses do horrible things to save a buck.

Producers have also made a point of providing food at all times during the shoots...presumably to absorb the alcohol.”

This is a mess, absolutely. Demario just is a dummy and the more he talks in this interview, he is an idiot. “I got the cameras to follow me because I am a black man”. Oh my gosh, just stop it.