I think RDJ is definitely one of those men who looks better with age. “Like a fine wine,” as they say. I think it has something to do with their features just being too smooth and plasticky and devoid of detail.

Honestly, it’s not that hard to finish a bottle of wine, especially if it’s white or rosé. My mom loves Riesling. I would never order it because I could drink a glass in two minutes. It’s one of the reasons why I tend to drink complex red wines because it slows down the consumption and saves money.

He is—or was—but he doesn’t have the ruggedness that was necessary for JD’s character.

Your vote matters. Well, not for 2,868,691 of you. But thanks for taking time out of your day anyway.

One of the thousands of reasons this occurs, I’m betting, is the relentless promotion of booze (wine in particular) as both easy and convenient while being sophisticated and charming. Nobody questions someone holding a wine glass they way they might a shot glass. It slides effortlessly into any kind of lifestyle.

I’ve been to vineyards in France, California, New York- it’s something I’m interested in. I love wine. My husband works for a wine distributer. But I don’t drink it every day and I’ve found wine hangovers to be the worst, so I moderate. The brands that pursue the type of marketing people here are talking about- that’s…

omg tiny glass jars? A yogurt called ‘Oui’? After they shit talk the pretentious yogurt labeling? Fuck off, Yoplait.

If she was a TV production company, she’d be called “Bad Hat Scary”.

It seems like a lifetime ago when we were promised nekkid Mark Ruffalo if Hillary Clinton won the election... but it was only September.

This is whats called distraction and damage control. Under fire about stealing designs and your legal troubles? Trot something like this out to distract people from that.

Shit, now I’ve got to give them points for consistency? Claiming abortion must be ended while cutting access to contraception is on the same level as ending human trafficking by arresting and deporting victims of trafficking.

Pretty sure Ivanka has no idea how an end to human trafficking would have negative consequences for the sweat shops that manufacturer her merchandise. If she and her father had realized how human trafficking helps their third world factories, today’s report would have been released with such little fanfare that only…

Oh, so this is what staying out of politics looks like.

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

My mom, the alcoholic who’s almost died three times since I was 10, isn’t the lol-dgaf-wine-drinking-mom image anyone wants though, huh.

I’m a new mom, daughter is 5 months old. When I first saw this commercial, I thought “oh wow, this is who I am to the world now” and felt really gross. As far as our culture is concerned, I am MOM now, my identity revolves around how I rear my child. :(

I’m so afraid of becoming a mom for many reasons, but this one is high up there. Man, why are they so insufferable???? Everything ties back to them being moms and the kids. You wanna drink wine? Just say it’s because it’s fucking delicious, not because “omg, the little monsters are driving me nuts”. You wanna get a…

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