You can’t be held at fault (not that you are) for “misjudging” a guy when he was working so hard to lie to you! Not only about having a girlfriend but about being a decent human being. That’s what predators do—they camouflage, they act meek, they flatter. They want you to think they’re nice.

I feel like the entire country is being gaslighted (gaslit?). Every goddamn day it’s something new with these people.

Trump does what the extremists want and then sends Ivanka out to assure the rest of us that he’s actually pro-environment, pro-gay rights and pro-sanity. It’s just the latest iteration of the very successful long-con the Trump family has succesfully been perpetrating on the American public, trying to be all things to…

Ivan(ka) in January: I’ll advise my dad on politics and try to fight for equality, the environment and puppies. Please like me everyone, we’re super cereal and you can trust me.

You mean that guy that ran up and caught Drumpf off guard by throwing his face into Donalds fist while shoving a flag down the back of his pants and shouting “Im a liberal and I love gays and abortion” in his best attempt at impersonating Donalds voice? 

And the craziest part is universal healthcare would SAVE TAXPAYER MONEY. The costs would all go down and no middle man. These dumb bastards don’t realize they’re already paying for healthcare for the poor anyway

I swear Trump could walk up to a WWII vet, punch him in the face while wiping his ass with an American flag and screaming “im a liberal and I love gays and abortion” all on live TV, then the next day go on Fox and Friends and say “I never did that” and his stupid fuck supporters (and the people in Fox) would say “see…

At this point, with our modern advancements in medicine, and the skyrocketing costs of health insurance (basically one of very few events in life can’t bankrupt you), how is it that there are people in modern countries who don’t believe that don’t prefer universal health care (do we really want to stick with health…

Same, when she left him, still pregnant, it was before the rest of us knew about the depths of his depravity but I assumed it must be something terrible to make her take such immediate action. She bailed in spectacular self caring fashion.

Ding Ding Ding, exactly. In the US you can civilly sue almost anyone for almost anything, granted if its super frivolous, like sueing someone you never met for ignoring you, it will be dismissed immediately and you will be paying a ton of money for all the legal expenses any likely a valid counter suit.

Denise Richards may not be much of an actress but she seems like a fucking saint.

Side note: every time I read something about Sheen I think back to how impressed I was by Denise Richards when he started to unravel. Remember when she took custody of his kids with Brooke Mueller when they both went off the deep end? After everything he put her through - publicly, no less - I will always respect the…

After his last marriage ended (and before he revealed that he was HIV-positive), one of my friends and I were like “Why the fuck would anyone marry Charlie Sheen?” I could see dating/fucking him for a few weeks for the story, but marriage? To Charlie Sheen? For why? Find another less dramatic rich dude if gold digging…

Paul Ryan: The President’s new at this. He’s new at government, He’s not steeped in the long standing law that establish that murder is illegal.

“I like toddlers who don’t get strangled, okay?”

“I wasn’t aware of any toddler. But my hands did go most of the way around their neck. Can’t do that with small hands.”

Presidents are technically allowed to strangle toddlers. It’s just been a long-held “norm” for presidents to abstain from such strangling.

I’m waiting for him to strangle a toddler on live television, only to be told by Fox News and congressional republicans that it was no big deal and demands for an explanation as to why are democrats trying to politicize toddler strangling, and because he’s the president than he gets to strangle any toddler he chooses.