L Ron! S’up! Sweet, stupid trolling. well done!

The whole reason for Caribou Barbie was the McCain campaign knew they were going to lose and were desperate. An establishment R would not have helped.

Wow, Part 2 is racism, but with endless Louis CK jokes! Yes, white people are the only sex offenders. That is just science.

It’s funny, this is about five percent as funny as the other ones, which were amazing. With the passage of time, and the place we are in as a culture now, the racism in these pieces is crasser and angrier.

I thought Torts were a kind of pie. If you get your Tort out of a book, is it really yours?

Counterpoint: no.

So “upon information and belief” is not a Kevlar vest?

Thanks!

Lawyer types, please drop some knowledge on me: I understand that a person can be prosecuted for repeating slander that someone else said, even if you atribute it. Is that true? If so... how can that be? Is that not madness?

Any advice on how to make this in a shitty oven?

Wide white.

Prot tip: old vaccum cleaners from the 60s! Just strip off their carapaces... carpaciii?—carapensises! Strip off their carapenises and wear them as you grow your new sexoskeleton underneath!

Which, immediately, everyone was all like “Avalanche? Assvalanche lolololol!” These things really happen.

Have you ever worked in an office? And when you stay at a hotel, do you bring your French press, grinder, and Coffea?

I have had it myself so many times I had to stop buying it for fear of tiring of it. Probably time for me to grab a new bottle. I buy it in NYC.

Ah, right. Derp.

Yah, that stuff tastes a little like battery acid. I hear you on the taste test, although they a lot of people can’t even tell the difference between a red and a white wine (which I swear I could, but have never tested myself). And if you want to go full hipster? This shit is amazing:

Have you tried a good anejo tequila? If I gave you one in a blind taste test, you might think it was a particularly interesting single malt. Check it out.

That comment was so low.

Is there a difference? Enlighten my ass.