Great reply, thanks. Starred also for “Drew’s taint rub”. A True Story of Poop I never want to read.

I will, many thanks. I have read people suggesting you pan fry in the cast iron (2 mins a side?) then throw into blazing oven for 5 mins. Does that sound about right to you?

Fire will char your steak.

I wish I had something funnier to say than “You are a racist piece of garbage.”

Have to respectfully disagree. Unless you have a restaurant quality oven, you cannot sear the steaks at a high enough temp. It makes a huge difference.

Good stuff. Got any on Harvey Weinstein’s victims? Fun for the whole family.

Why wouldn’t the CP5 case get traction? Those were violent degenerate assholes *even if* they weren’t guilty of that one, specific crime.

I’ll give you a real—and hopefully helpful—answer. Follow her lead. If she seem shy, honor that. Wait for her to show interest. And certainly never assume a woman you don’t know wants to be grabbed on the thigh!

No way re Jets. McCown is playing highly competent football, and they do not run a Kaep style offense. It would be a big step down.

Jackson has always been a lying grifter garbage human. No surprises here, but really sorry you had to endure that.

Well, you can see the “hands” team running the opposite way as the ball is kicked. So maybe don’t do that?

And then another reader grabbed it, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it back at Dan McQuade.

Holy actual fuck. This reads like a parody list.

I watched it. Had to go out of my way to do it, which sucked, but it was actually a highly enjoyable game. Also enjoyable is listening to Jim Nantz almost in tears begging Romo not to leave. Which I get, because Romo is already freakish;y good at his job.

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

Wrong.

Sorry, should have added sarcasm tag...

Sorry, should have added sarcasm tag...

Can we please stop arguing about who enslaved whom? Mistakes were made. Time to move on, no?

I know nobody cares about fantasy football (excpet for the millions of people who play it), but... fuck it: