Fair. I just feel like there was a little more rigor. I should have said I miss Gawker, cause this lazy toxic woke bullshit did not fly there. 

Right. Adam Schiff, who is leading the charge against the worst president in history, is merely “mediocre”, by virtue of his being white and male.

You, however, by virtue of not being that... matter?

Jesus, this is lazier than fuck. I wish Splinter would come back.

WTF is going on? FFS, I think we have some right to know? 

Fuck Spanfeller. Fuck Great Hill Partners.

Sorry for threadjack, Megan. You seem nice. 

Fuck Spanfeller. Fuck Great Hill Partners.

Sorry for threadjack, Megan. You seem nice. 

Maybe start a boycott of autoplay ad products? Not their fault, but still: fuck them. And the “owners”of this site. 

Savage. Simply a savage burn there.

Then, of course, there is the delicious iron of a Jezebellian hissy-fit at Gender Critical women refusing to honor the desired nomenclature of trans people by refusing to honor their desire not to be called TERFS. 

This woman... is... orders of magnitude smarter than you are, Esther. But damn, that “Suuuuuure” at the end totes got her!

They told him to stick around, things would be good for him. Being traded to the Jets can’t really be called “good,” can it? (Source: Jet fan.)

Yes. Paul Maidment is a cunt.  

It is making fun of Moore, not his victims. How is that so hard to understand?

This happened:

That makes sense, but... aren’t they greedy fucks? Why not save some loot and, I don’t know, hire Robert Mueller, or some shit? You could get a guy (or gal) with some stature, but you don’t have to dump a fleet of Brinks trucks in front of their houses, I would think.

Apologies for serious question but... what does Goodell actually do that any other halfwit exec couldn’t, for less than a tenth of the price? Magary made a joke about it, but why would he do a worse job than Goodell. Hell, if you paid him a million bucks a year he’d probably throw in rib dinners on Friday and a…

Cite? I see Seahawks, Cowboys and Ravens. Not to mention that the overall culture of cheating is *baked in* to the Patriots.

Via cheating.

Handsome?

Are you some kind of Trump/alt-right concern troll? I really hope so.

Gekko fuck outta here....

Anything. Anything at all is better than Geno Smith. Tom Savage? Sure. Blake Bortles, Chad Henne? In a heartbeat. One-armed Aaron Rodgers is *much* better. Every option is better.