He is the Cincinnati Bengals of the hockey world.

Well played.

The Vikings there just didn’t have a Kluwe.

The Bosch ICON’s are a bourgeoisie luxury wiper hellbent on putting down the proletariat Autozone store brand wipers.

Yup. Also bad editing decisions - how can you have the story right in front of you that is “one man has been permitted by a government agency to damage and destroy lives in our city over and over again, including his own family’s” and think that the story that needs to be written is “this guys life is so sad”? And…

So he plays for Manchester United then

Is there like a reverse COTD?

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I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Amen. I hope she sues him back to the Stone age. Fuck this turd of a musician.

They need to pivot to video.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Hail to Pitt, baby!

I don’t know, Snyder’s evil shitbaggery has been limited to one spot in one city, as racist and degenerate as that shitbaggery has been. Kroenke has managed to be a complete cockmuppet in two sports, on two continents, to two separate fan bases.

Agreed. I’m worried people will be blinded by Jerry’s recent shenanigans, but any rational analysis has to conclude that Snyder is and always will be the worst owner in sports.

Careful, buddy. Calling Snyder short is just asking for a nasty letter from his lawyers, or he’ll force his local radio station to spend half an hour talking about how tall he actually is.

Despite a healthy list of shitbag owners, Dan Snyder still stands... tall... among the group as the shitbaggiest.

The MacGuffin is called the Mother Box? It’s almost as if they were setting up the porn parody in advance.

Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it...

If the only notable thing you can say about a driver involves what he does outside of the car, welll....