“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

In first to say I SAID WHAT THE FUCK I SAID.

This is a pretty clear-eyed, devastating account.

Yup. That’s what we want. People putting principles before profits. Any principles. Doesn’t matter what the principles are. Liberalism is the idea that any and all principles are equally good and valid. Religious Intolerance, Racial Supremacy, Misogyny, the principle of Profits being more important than…

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

One good movie is not a streak.

One of these years I hope the sanctioning bodies tell Gossage and SMI to shove it. The track hasn’t produced decent racing in years. They’re clinging to that contract because it’s all they really have left. All that money dumped into promoting the 3 major weekends at TMS, and have had hardly anything in return the…

Ford flex from several years back sayshi

Pffft.... two tone is weak sauce.

*sniffle* but nobody wants to play with me

If people in the grays are going to continually shit on every single sentient organism within a 10,000 mile radius of the state of California, and lump every single one of them into same group as the fucking actual rapists, then I don’t even know what the fuck anyone is supposed to do.

It’s two hours of the same joke about getting wood for sheep.

Still, my least favorite bridge was the Goethals. I felt like I was going to get sideswiped every time I drove over it.

Dennis Duffy is the best. That episode is the best.

So basically all the patrons end up looking like Knowles after a few years

Why do you have to rub in Proto Man’s face all the nice things he can never have??

Luke warm take: Knicks will be better simply by moving on from Anthony, possibly as soon as this season. Thunder did not really give up anything they could use in the playoffs to gamble on Westbrook and George being enough for Anthony to decide he will be Olympic Team Melo (at least down the stretch and in playoffs).…