Why the fuck is racist lawyer dude bro wearing a tuque?

I spent years traveling for work and no matter what airport hertz I would find myself in, there was a captiva waiting for me. Even while driving it it was hard to even pay attention to it. It took a few years if regularly driving them before I realized that they weren’t even for sale to the general public. I guess…

Ain’t no one making you watch (or comment), Chachi

This could possibly be the worst thing you have ever posted

Mike Kelly is as horrific a piece of shit as you will ever find on the floor of Congress. He should be taken to the woodshed every day.

I woke up Sunday to see what the internets were saying about Glover’s pretty-damn-good turn on SNL and found “This is America”. As soon as it was over I made my wife stop what she was doing and watch it with me. I honestly can’t wait to see what these guys come at us with next, both separately and together.  

You’re kinda dim if you didn’t see this coming.

Your comment seems interesting but isn’t really. We all know why it will get a reaction.

OR: Kanye is being Kanye, he or someone who works for him sees it going badly, observes the references to Andy Kaufman, and retcons Kanye’s stupidity using a Kaufman reference.

Bobby pins????

EVERYTHING is funnier than Friends

Anything lighter than charcoal grey because people are filthy

MoviePass has gone from “wow this is interesting” to “fuck this lame-ass shit” in nearly record time.

Or, we could drive each on the streets in a manner in which average customers use them and then observe which makes the customers happier. This is how it works.

Not saying these cops didn’t do anything wrong, but it’s also completely fucking wrong to “aggressively chase after” a car after having coffee thrown on yours.

Penthouse in F1, 1977

I grew up near Pittsburgh. I remember driving to WWF shows in sweaty high school gyms. Bruno would do these shoes. It was unbelievable. I have no idea if there could be any wrestler as loved as he was back then.

I was a 10-year-old Pittsburgh kid when Zbyszko bloodied Bruno on TV. I was watching wrestling with my Polish grandparents who took it VERY SERIOUSLY. There was screaming, terror, outrage. My grandmother cried. This was a big moment.

They stacked their stops TWICE and pulled it off flawlessly. Absolutely beautiful.

Wish the racing was better at Long Beach, at least for the Indy Cars