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Why is this sport still a thing?

What did you love This Much as a kid? I’ll go first: authentic Mets jacket, just like the players wore, that my dad got me when I was about 8. I wore it until the sleeves hit my elbows and the zipper didn’t have a prayer. RIP, best jacket ever.

In an America where it feels like every day brings a fresh new hell, to see this kind of innocence and gratitude from a kid is fucking adorable.

“Aw. He’ll go back to summer camp and hit everyone in the nuts, just like his hero.”

To be fair, Deadspin would 100% run an article about Larry Bird and Jalen at a state fair, with Drew telling them they’re eating at the wrong booth and making a Bill Simmons reference about Larry Legend. Burnenko will have some terrible take about corndogs or funnel cake, and Billy H will complain about some kid in an

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

Or Title LXIX, perhaps?

He sounds more like a Title XXX official if you ask me

Murray is quietly writing himself the greatest start for a goalie ever.

Do you remember the battles between Vettel and Alonso where the RedBull was nearly perfect (thanks Newey) and the Ferrari was a complete handful? Alonso wrestled that Ferrari like a mad man. Ultimately the better car won, but Alonso showed what he was.

Of all the underdogs, this is the one I’m most happy to see win!

So happy for Sato! Awesome to see him get this incredible win!

Thank you for at least including a little bit about how horrible of a senator he was. Being from Kentucky, and living there for a good 30 years of my life, I remember how much of an embarrassment this guy was, which was a hard thing to accomplish considering the sr. senator from there was McConnell.

Good player, terrible human. He was Curt Schilling before Curt Schilling was Curt Schilling.

So this is where I’m supposed to give condolences.

This should be banned period, if you do this to your truck on purpose you are a piece of fucking garbage, no exceptions you just are. If you defend people who do this you are also a piece of garbage.

Or if Harry Kane didn’t score 7 of those to clinch the Golden Boot.

Was that the most photogenic slide ever on that third goal celebration?

It will be great watching Harry Kane, Dele Alli, and Christian Eriksen suiting up for Spurs battling Alexis Sanchez and the rest of the Chelsea FC next year.