They still produce incredibly sub par shit that they are selling in 3rd world countries like Angola, Bangladesh and very soon in Alabama.

Americans shitting on Chinese environmental policy is so (insert year between 1776 and 2016).

After personally witnessing 40+ years of American car companies making crap to sell to us I am not sure we need a Chinese bogeyman to scare us.

Don’t you dare sully the good name of the Mother of Dragons by associating her​ with Magary’s drivel.

You’re a tool. Three words. That’s all it took

While these highlighted calls are laughable, it’s still favorable to the champion Red Wings teams who would fall over and sit/lie on top of the downed opponents to create rushes.

Listen, I hate the Pens as much as anyone, but they have like four good players available to play and are still making the Caps look like clueless assholes. Out of the Caps forwards, Kuznetsov is the only one who looks like he isn’t spending most of the game punching himself in the dick. Pathetic clowns, the lot of…

If Fernando Alonso reinacted what takes him out of a race it would be a very silent interview.

I’m a big fan of that ESPN radio/TV show Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Played Professional Sports For a Time and Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Had a Different Career Path.

Judging by Chelsea’s lineup, they dont seem to care if they win this match

This post has been corrected to reflect the fact that Spurs and Chelsea have six games left in the Premier League season, not seven, and that I am a dumb idiot.

COYS!

By the way, dude can still ball (as long as he doesn’t have to run, play defense or face opposition)

Obviously biased here as a Spurs supporter, but Pochettino is a magical unicorn who loves his players unlike any other manager in the Prem.

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

There were no “Buick” diesels, they were all Oldsmobile.

Don’t remember... it’s been 22 years since I’ve seen it.

You're right. Should have been: