For what it’s worth, in updating my own company’s employee handbook I’ve found that a lot of that shit isn’t legally binding. Just because you write a bunch of asinine shit down and get someone to sign the cover page doesn’t mean it will hold up in court.

This... is fuckin horse shit. WHAT are the Raptors doing?

Seriously question - what are the odds they cut the lights on purpose, just as a distraction, or to inject some brevity into the act of blatantly lying to the American people? I mean ya do it so much, you probably look to spice it up a bit at some point, right?

Yeah, if anything, this “glowing” review plus the previous negative review make this car even worse for consumers. “it’s built like a pile of crap but it’s more expensive than it should be!”

FWIW: “stunting” is breaking the speed limit by 50 km/h.

How would Ford have helped Tesla, if not for Tesla’s unwillingness to take advice from an established brand?

OK but wait... does it run and drive? Honestly it seems likes 25k wouldn’t be much to pay for the entire drive train and frame. Am I missing something here?

this is dumb. 

It seemed weird to me that Tesla would file suit before they even knew the extent of the damage that this guy did, so yeah, I think it’s safe to assume they are trying to make an example of him.

Is “asses in the jackpot” just part of the lexicon now?

Could Elon be losing his mind?

OK obviously that was a pretty swift and spectacular self own, but if the service is really that bad then ordering two beers is a good and sane thing to do!

It says on the thumbnail of the video that he’s 2.13m tall, so like 1/8" short of 7 feet.

This is extremely online, even for a blogger. Like, painfully and unforgivably online.

I’m a Leafs fan, and a good Canadian boy that grew up in a time before Don Cherry was universally understood to be a jingoistic buffoon. I’ve always reserved the special places in my hockey fan heart for Canadian players. Ovi changed all that. Russians were supposed to be soft, but they were also supposed to be…

I’m a structural engineer, and I appreciated the way Chelsea Beck illustrated the balance beam cracking and failing in the header image. It’s pretty accurate!

I don’t know if I’d say it puts “pesky planet destroying chemicals in the rearview” while employing CO2 to instantly chill a beverage, which is an incredibly frivolous use of the added effort.

Maybe he’s just an incel?

Honest question: Why are RACE and ETHNICITY listed on the report? Also, they classified him as WHITE and NOT HISPANIC. Is that just clunky, or is it outright weird?

I hate to take issue with the last sentence, which has almost nothing to do with the rest of the article, but you Americans need to relax on the notion that Canadians are somehow hurt or disappointed by the fact that a Canadian team hasn’t won since 1993. They’re all Canadian teams. We don’t root for the remaining…