So much effort writing a comment no one will ever take seriously.

Used car that’s already gone top speed racing? CP, never buy someone else’s project.

“Well, he did have his boxers on and she did not see his ass. Everyone just hates Toronto and the Leafs because we’re the ‘centre of the universe’ and it is the ‘hockey capital of the world’. Everything gets blown out of proportion in the media because they hate us ‘cause they ain’t us.”

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Two stories on barfing vultures in one day?

Sadly, every ship’s mate has sailed.

Yeah, wishing that Trump has a heart attack or a stroke doesn’t exactly warrant a secret service visit but if they are stopping by, can you bring a pizza with you ?

Isn’t an “Edison style” bulb, by definition, supposed to be made of stolen ideas?

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

uh huh

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

A prank is spray painting a smiley face or “F YOU” or a big dick and balls. This...this was not a prank.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

And a brick can handle Mach Two.

This is especially effective as a troll job because of who wrote it.

He still beat the shit out of him and is still only doing this for profit and not because he feels legit remorse. He is clearly racist. I'm a Bostonian who ain't white, I say fuck that dude.