It’s interesting to me that even Rolls Royce has to play this stupid game of pretending that it’s SUV is built for off-roading. They build cars for the 1%, why can’t they call it what it is? Rich people like bigger cars. End of story. It isn’t taller for wheel clearance, it’s to feel bigger on the road.

The special projects desk seems to be doing fine!

This guy rules. Drew should watch his back!

Because athletes want to consider themselves clutch. It isn’t enough to get hits, it matters much more to get hits when they matter, when you have a runner in scoring position you can cash.

At one point in the pregame he referred to the city he was in as “Edmonton” and he did not correct himself.

You say that as if you somehow cracked the code that confuses all us renters. As if the only barrier to entry is figuring out that actually, owning is better in the long term than renting. Aren’t you clever.

Yeah, you can’t view that from the US. Though my work laptop has a VPN so I can access the Vancouver network... that may work... you might be on to something here.

Yeah, I don’t want to get into a whole pro-Canada anti-USA thing where I get all pearl clutch-y about hockey. But I recently moved to the US from Canada, and have been forced to watch the NBC playoff coverage. It’s frustrating. Milbury and JR are morons. Pierre McGuire is insufferable. It’s bad. Frankly, there’s no…

I agree that the seeding is horrible, and the results speak for themselves this year, having both top 2 teams meeting in the second round. But I also think that was a bit of bad luck. It’s bad luck that both conferences had their top two teams come from the same division. It seems to me that this format was set up to…

These are good, and you should keep doing them.

I work at 11th and University Pl. Who wants to blow this popstand and get a beer. I am 100% serious.

Yeah, Tom, turns out the American population at large is disproportionately interested in the what their favorite sports men are up to. It’s probably the reason you have the job that you do. 

Refrigerate your mouthwash. Trust me.

“The terrorists were successful in three of their four targets with the fourth plane’s assault on the Capitol building was thwarted by heroic passengers on board.” 

Are you high?

Yeahhhh dude. To me a smoothie is equal parts delicious, and mode of ingestion for copious amounts of greens that I otherwise do not want to eat. There’s a sweet spot where you’re putting in enough spinach to do your system good, but not enough that you can actually taste it. The berries cover you.

I worked as a traffic analyst during the summers of my university education, and was mostly tasked with setting these up and taking them down, ASK ME ANYTHING.

I completely agree with you, but I’ve mostly attributed this feeling in the past to how old I am (30. I am thirty. I am a mummy now). So. I might have bad news for you. You might simply be old.

The US economy is stronger... because of the wide use of outdated payment tech in restaurants? You’re sure about this?