Man, to have a voice like that and cushy narrating gig in the 60’s.

yeah, Ms Munn crushed that one out of the park.

I get it, shit happens, but it actually defies logic that he’s missed 14 friggen layups this season. No man that can touch the rim (let alone dunk!) should be forgiven for this.

Jack Armstrong, baby!

How dare he force a parent to speak to her child!

He’s a good football man and I wish him all the best. What a shame.

good on the GM for at least speaking to him. Shit, bring him in, run him in a drill or two. I’m sure it wouldn’t take more than 10 minutes to disqualify him if he’s no good.

was this even a nice goal? Pretty good cut to the middle to get a shot off, but it was a week shot! He certainly didn’t “rifle it home”. The goalie wishes he could have this one back, no doubt.

At least they make a new trophy every year. Imagine the wartime era VD you could scrape off of the Stanley Cup!

this reminds me of my childhood memories of launching the family Bayliner at the start of every summer season into Lake Huron. My mom backing the Suburban into the water, my dad screaming and hollering and futzing with the trailer, the winch getting stuck, finally getting unstuck, and then the boat drifting away. It…

No smoking in wide open outdoor areas doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense, but one positive thing is the lack of butts lying around. It’s amazing to me that open littering is suddenly AOK if it’s a cigarette butt. You see it all the time! When else can you just throw garbage on the ground like that?

I think there is an exception if you bare hand a ball or puck that has a little speed on it. If you make an allstar play, do whatever the hell you want. But it’s still always better to give it to the kid around you that actually saw that ball leave the pitchers hand, get struck by the batter and come right to them.…

As a Jays fan, this kind of sucks because it’s a signal of things to come. They lost in the ALCS. There’s an attitude of “well, lets try again next year”. It doesn’t seem like Rogers is going to spend the money to resign the guys they’re in danger of losing. This sort of confirms it.

the fuck? did he go to pep boys and buy an entire crate of engine oil?

holy crap, Tavarish has a real name! Does this mean he’s a real auto journo now?

I am basically the Oxford shirt of humans, and as such, I have about 10 of these perfectly adequate and unspectacular mother fuckers in my closet. I wear them over Levi’s 501’s and under the brown leather jacket I bought to “treat myself” when none of my friends or family noticed or cared when I got my Professional…

How about chill with the champagne celebrations because it’s supremely lame to celebrate anything other than a World Championship. Honestly, you get teams celebrating a playoff berth, then they celebrate the DS win, then they celebrate the pennant. Then they get throttled, go home as losers, and yet they’ve had THREE…

please, PLEASE let dancing like a white dork be the next fad. With the dadbod craze thoroughly burned out, what do us white doofus’ have to look forward to now!?!

edit: this was all so, so wrong.

This is the kind of scolding they sort of deserve, really. Enjoy the long lines, dummies. Feel bad for those poor concession workers, though.