Sam Dyson is a god damn JABRONI.

then don’t run to the cops when your baby gets sprayed by beer in the midst of 50,000 drunks.

It’s shitty to have to fine a guy for this, but where do you draw the line? He must have known he was breaking the rules, so, it’s like he’s daring the NFL to fine him. Well, there ya go, asshat.

For what it’s worth, I watched the game somewhat puzzled by the presence of a woman doing colour (only because I’ve never heard it before) and wondered who she was (I assumed she was a softball player) and what qualified her to be on the broadcast. I didn’t bother looking her up, but instead just watched the game and…

yeah, I think that song is actually about the clap.

“common” being a synonym for “Italian”, in this case.

very subtle. very funny.

pretty funny but come on, who’s the narc snapping pictures of this shit and sending them to deadspin? Bad form, bro.

I think the no offroading point is the biggest argument in your favour here. At least with other SUV’s they pretend that you’ll leave the pavement occasionally. Maybe Tesla is just being more realistic?

dude is a shithead.

does this mean we’re only two digits away from cracking Dan Jennings’ cell number?

As a baseball man, this is some terrible timing but it just goes to show you how serious an issue it must be. Best of luck to him and his family. Hopefully the fans are understanding.

I got a tattoo that I knew would never go out of style: A bright red Canadian Maple Leaf on the back of my arm. It’s drawn realistically, not like the symbol you see on the flag. It’s pretty well done. Overall, it’s a good looking tattoo and 6 years later I don’t really regret it per se. But fuck, Canadian themed…

Do you think it’s directly your fault that CarMax won’t give a reasonably priced warranty on a Range Rover?

I paid 26k for my last car, interest free over 60 months. I certainly wouldn’t want a longer term loan than that, and the monthly payment was a chunk, but not too crippling. I’d probably max out at around 40k if I was car shopping today.

I know I didn’t HAVE to watch Fred Durst and the GooGoo Dolls assfuck their rendition of “wish you were here” but I did anyways, and it’s your fault. Fuck you, Magary. Fuck you twice.

This is god damn amazing. Holy shit, I can barely handle how great it is. So grand. So wonderful, that’s Jon baby!

It should be illegal to put “eco” on anything with a tailpipe. People are stupid!

These people seem awful, based on the minute of casual comments I just overheard.

It has to be the 9/11 security fee. I think it’s galling that they call it that. What, do they think if they invoke the greatest national tragedy in recent memory they can gouge you $15.00 to pay for shit that they should have been doing in the first place, and you won’t complain?