well one 2 out of 3 americans is morbidly obese....

The world is changing, one kinja user at a time.

and most importantly: aisle gets the aisle armrest; window gets the window armrest; middle gets both middle armrests. You either get an aisle to stretch a leg into, a window to lean against, or two armrests. Never two of these.

When I was a kid, I played hockey, and was a goalie, which generally means you’re on the ice for a full hour (at the younger ages there aren’t intermissions between periods). I pissed myself on the ice. I remember holding it for as long as I could and just giving up and letting er rip, assuming my equipment would…