That spoiled brat grew up in Compton, her sister was killed in a drive by and she has achieved more than you could ever imagine.

Bethenny’s advice to black women: find a white guy to be the face of your business. Also exchange sexual favors for capital.

I think if it were a one-off rather than a long pattern it would be different for me. His whole schtick seems to be “my music is awful but I’m snarky and sexual and vaguely homophobic jokes!” And that doesn’t really jive with my own tastes.

I think his most famous song was about a stalker? Like I think it was one of those things where it was supposed to be about a really messed-up guy who obsesses over a random woman he saw on the subway and how sad and creepy it is, but it got sort of accepted as a romantic love song? So you might associate him with…

Everyone over 40 just tried to pinch the back of their hand right now. It’s an even sadder version of the pencil test for those under 30.

YES. You are 100% bang on.

He always strikes me as a potential stalker. Like, the kind of stalker who doesn’t know he’s a stalker, and honestly believes himself to be a really nice guy who deserves a chance.

Can I be blunt?

This is the first and last time I will ever say this:

I am going to miss her SO much.

Remember when she suggested people drink more water and people lost their shit in outrage? As if we don't all know that we should be drinking more water. Literally the most innocuous health recommendation of all time.

FLOTUS Joy.

I’m officially not a citizen, yet, of the US but I can affirm, with all my heart that I profoundly admire this amazing woman. She has set quite a parameter and as an immigrant, her speech brought tears to my eyes. Sorry guys, I’m corny.

I came here to say, I’d vote for Michelle right now.

Her instagram account is full of pics from the commencement, highlighting students of color graduating today!

I genuinely think she might be a Supreme Court nominee in the next fifteen years if she spends the interim going back to law or legal education.

I really wonder what she’s going to do next with her life. She’s so intelligent, warm and thoughtful. She’s also clearly ambitious, though I’m persuaded that she has no interest in running for office herself. I love Barry. But when it comes to this next stage of their careers, it’s clearly her turn. Would she write a…

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

How many goddamn Atwood’s can we post in one goddamn fucking day?!?!?!??!?