Sarcasm is great, but when you don’t do it right on the Internet, you run the risk of actually looking like a massive idiot.

You find that to be his singular trait? It’s really not. Maybe you’re just focusing on it because it bothers you SO much, apparently.

I loved Dorian. Not only is he just funny, they made him a fully fleshed out character who just happens to be gay, rather than shoving it in our faces that he’s gay constantly just to say hey look we have a diverse cast. It didn’t feel like pandering. I have no clue what the orientations are of the rest of the party,…

Koenigsegg’s wheels hold up to scrapes better than alloy. Someone linked a video below, check it out. I’m assuming Ford is using a similar process to theirs.

An old coworker of mine was once tasked with Googling pictures of the dick of one of our clients, to send out takedown notices. She coined the term “diggling” for this”.

I would buy this, a matching white suit, and drive around where there are lots of people throwing small bags of salt out the windows.

This was response was sorely not needed, but you posted it anyway.

Controller not included, wireless charging available by redeeming codes in participating Doritos packages.

And here I am thinking that this would be a nationwide thing. Something where people who made some bad decisions would be given a chance to get back on their feet.

I’m just glad that I’ve found someone else in the world who uses the term “douchenugget”.

I wouldn’t consider Aston much of a road car competitor to Mercedes (like Audi and BMW) because of sheer volume. Yes, they both make cars that compete in a couple categories, but Mercedes has many cars outside of those categories.

Listing site: “Manual?”

Looks like it’s done 60+ years of hard work. It’s fucking perfect. Whoever restores this thing is a throbbing penis.

Can’t help but wonder how many older JDM 4-bangers that get great gas mileage were scrapped under CARS for something new in the interest of the environment.

Given the outcome of their last world cup match, they might want to increase “goal” production.

I am a muscle enthusiast. You’re still pedantic.

Good thing the license plate is blurred. Totally can’t make out what the letters are.

Got one better, saw it on a pack of disinfecting wipes. No joke.

I’m stealing Macho TrailCock.