Came for incredibly stupid comparisons that don’t make sense, was not disappointed.

I’m pretty sure GM doesn’t care about the opinion of someone who uses “gay” as an insult. Probably because those people are generally 13.

Yes you’re absolutely right! They both are transparent, I see it now.

Good eye.

Cooper made a guest appearance on Top Gear a few years ago, and he mentioned that his doctors told him that if he kept drinking he would die, and that when he started throwing up blood instead of beer, that was (likely one of many) moments where he started to realize he had to stop.

That’s fucking cool. I went and bought a deluxe hood for my ‘67 when I found out that existed, just for the lights. Of course, getting it to the body shop to be painted along with my car was a huge ordeal, and involved having to drive a fucking minivan, but it was worth it.

What a fucking beast.

Is that smug prick Mattrick among them?

Annoying music, and not much else right now

I immediately imagined a cartoon SPROING noise and then “ohai”

At first I wanted to dismiss your comment as another terrible comparison, but then I looked again and I was like “wait....fuck”.

His latest album had gunshots on it.

“He kept saying that until one day I couldn’t take it anymore and I stabbed him with my pen in the face.”

It wasn’t meant to.

I will keep beating this dead horse until it’s ground to a pulpy stain; people need to stop trying to be clever by coming up with stupid ways of saying what the restaurant is, especially if you don’t work there anymore. Jesus Christ.

“...the 7 Series, which is a full-size four-door sedan that is only driven by people who live in states where they’ve banned Tesla dealers.”

Amazing. Far too large for the car, wrong side of the car. Great choice.

I want to buy a Model S, remove all the electric shit, and install a massive carbed V8 and make it RWD.

My dad had access to Haagen-Dazs at one point until a guard decided to have it taken away.

The only time I saw something of his was when he explained how a Ford-style starter solenoid works. He should stick to stuff like that.