The Skip Bayless kiss of death. If you are a gambler, just read any of his tweets and do something else. Guaranteed to pay out.

The well is bottomless..

The final nail in his coffin was when he was openly offering 3-1 odds around the White House that Trump wouldn’t serve out his term.

A cougar scoring is never a bad thing

Holy goodness, we all need two scoops of Sister Jean these days. What a glorious lady.

(Jon Lester punches mirror)

The guy who copied me on the facebook post of this article got 25 likes as well. I’m claiming those. Those are mine now.

That there are any other comments besides this one is evidence that we are a society with rapidly-diminishing reading comprehension; myself included. This is over like Vince Carter in the dunk contest.

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose

Umm, excuse me:

This man will not shut up or dribble.

coded message sent and received, labron [sic]:

In that operation that qualifies as work-related experience.

Haters gonna say it’s fake news

Being investigated for serious financial crimes. Or has candidates applying for a job with the Trump campaign would say, resume padding.

I read they escorted his ass out of the White House without even letting him grab his jacket lol

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.

It’s nice to see Kirk giving to charity. You know...other than picks