I read after I scrolled down the page to pause the loud autoplaying video that shows nothing.

I was, until early 2015, a milquetoast Republican. I live in Maryland, so...anyway. I cannot tell you how many times I voted before this cycle - I honestly do not remember. The over/under is 1.5, and I signed up at 18. I’m 36, people.

Seriously...wtf with this autoplay bullshit. Everything going on lately has really made me contemplate where this country is headed. This video...I’ve had enough!

Autoplay video that doesn’t even have the punch.

Well done. Such searing insight is rare ‘round here.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

While this guy should never play in the NFL again, that should be an outcome caused by no team being willing to touch him with a ten-foot pole. That Goodell once again is just indefinitely suspending people for a year or more through the absurd “commissioner’s exempt list” before ever deciding what “actual” suspension…

Josh Brown may dispute his ex-wife Molly’s claim that he hit her, but I think, looking at the evidence, that her accusations are pretty solid. In fact I’d say they’re unsinkable.

How does this comment not get more love? Front runner for comment of the year.

Take the charge, Xander.

“What’s his relationship like with his father?”

god i wish i could inject this comment directly into my veins

Not a lot of athletes on the white team. Unfortunately for them, also not many gritty, coach’s son, deceptively quick, high IQ, gym rats either.

Holy shit. That is the perfect definition of Melo.

“Your point guard of the future is already here”

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

I’m pretty sure Zion’s not going to be playing in Europe after college.

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”