If a person does not take the lump sum, they are assuming the state lottery system will continue being around for 20 years. Illinois has proven even states can go bankrupt.

Mahomes has a good shot to get the Chiefs back to the AFCCG so they can lose due to Andy Reid’s shitty clock management skills

Gronkowski even declined to return the Lions’ calls

“I know, right?”

“Why would any player still in their prime want to retire? Crazy talk!!!”

They wouldn’t let him have jersey number 69, so he refused to go.

Zlatan would like to show you something

My barber was straight razoring my neck when he scored that goal. I thought I was dying for sure.

Tivo? You ARE an old guy!

Is there such a sport as competitive situps? If so it may win. Story time! In college, a friend and I went to have a free physical fitness test performed at the new fancy on-campus exercise facility. During the how many situps can you do in one minute portion, I accidentally ripped one right in the face of the lovely…

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So, you don’t watch sports on TV?

But if he didn’t scream “GET IN THE HOLE!” how would people know where he wants the ball to end up?

Which in turn attracts bears. See? It’s not just a slippery slope, it’s a positive feedback loop.

McIlroy also had a fan ejected for repeatedly shouting “Erica,” his wife’s name.

I would think penicillin would be the preferred treatment after being in a group with Tiger and his exuberant fans. 

You’ll get nothing and like it.

We can still shout, “Noonan!” though, right?