Repeating it now makes it more of a sad fact.

So if the national enquirer has this much dirt on the president, then surely russian intelligence has it too.  That would explain Helsinki suckfest 2018.

Damn, that is some true shit.

Of course they seek it, the job attracts a certain type of violent prone individual, a psychopath. These guys usually can’t find or maintain steady employment anywhere else because of these character issues they exhibit. So they gravitate to these jobs where they are issued firearms and only trained in brutal police…

I thought this was brilliant.

It’s more like, “I’ve got black friends, so my client can’t be racist.”  That’s quite a leap.

Also East Germany and the reunification of Germany in 1990.

Dear Kinja,

Yeah, if Trump wants all this attention, he knows what he has to do now.

Turns out that people are complex and have faults.

I was just thinking about this same bit he did on king of comedy.

Finally, someone is using instagram for it’s intended purpose.  Also, there is no way none of those were sharts.

New Rule.  This gif should show up in the comments of every post mentioning Raphael “Ted” Cruz until the end of time.

Yeah, most doctor’s offices don’t even know the cost of your visit until after you gone to your appointment and they have billed out the visit depending on what testing they have ordered etc. You act there is a menu of prices for services and treatments in front of every doctor’s office lobby. There is no provider…

I would argue the same thing goes for his faulty flat tire premise. No one plans on having a flat tire. When it happens you drive or tow your car to the nearest place. It’s an incredible inconvenience that most people would just have it fixed as soon as possible, and would rather not have to call and drive around all…

Vote guilty AF on all charges, and you can all go home.  

Coming soon to future NFL games, a pregame ceremonial salute to the private contractors.

And our elected officials from both parties have been complicit. This country is royally fucked.

He said he wanted a parade just like the one he saw in Paris. But was probably talking about this one.

Well, I am sure the Treasury Dept Inspector General is already looking into the matter.  /s