Knocked up 

“Paul Ryan hasn’t done anything!”

To steal from Veep, “Frankenstein’s monster if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.”

I typically take an anti-bullying stance, but in the case of stephen miller, I wish he had been bullied more.  

This is good kinja.

I wonder how that ruling would have gone had Obama been allowed his SCOTUS nomination.  

If I am hearing them correctly, they are actually saying we should pretend to be civil and serve them meals, but fuck with their food in the kitchen. Message received loud and clear.

We need more geopolitical takes like this here.

Well yeah, especially when it comes to elections.  

Yet you were somehow still not disappointed.

As long as they think it pisses off liberals. Because at the end of the day, that’s what gets them politically motivated. They’ll laugh at how liberals are complaining about the steep spikes in premiums not realizing until later that their premiums are not immune.

And we shall keep them in these “camps” until we come up with some end all solution to deal with the issue completely of our own making.  

Because even they don’t want to date trump supporters.

They are all so incredulous about it, like’s just my job it’s not who I am. They can’t see that the work they do on a daily basis affects people’s lives every day in big measurable ways, and they are surprised by all the negativity.

I thought the adaptation of Matilda was quite good.

Ok, but did you hear that stephen miller has a secret weekend job as an evil clown? I know it’s true because I just said it.

In his defense, he probably ingested a lot of toilet water as a kid.

BREAKING NEWS: I have discovered his FB password! It’s GoebbelsisMyDad

already eyeing an exit

Betting your paycheck? Easy there, big spenda.