Hagrid’s Nutsack

Come on, ladies. Tell me you don’t want a piece of that.

Spewbacca himself

And I would do a fantastic job and break all kinds of records. The people will love me for it, the ratings will be huge.

She, no doubt, has a six figure executive position waiting for her somewhere.

You clever SOB

The fact that there is someone with a gun holed up in a classroom where kids are in the same building is the very definition of danger.

Why doesn’t this have more stars?!

It’s along the lines of Ted Cruz’s comment about Democrats willing “crawling over broken glass” to vote. Why would that be necessary just to exercise your constitutional right?

I wonder how many D1 ADs are bitter about not being able to exploit his talent and make just mountains of money. He is a once in a generation talent, and whatever school he would have gone to would have gone to the Final Four every year while he was there. A lot of people would have stood to make a lot of money off…

Why are they so afraid of standing for something?

Why would Democrats need to “crawl over broken glass” to vote? I found that comment interesting, as if barriers have been put in place to discourage Democrats from voting in Texas. Voting anywhere shouldn’t require someone to “crawl over broken glass”. Ideally the path should be clear and unobstructed for those…

This will be Cruz’s first reelection campaign. He got elected by invoking Obama’s name every chance he could and stoking the fear and hatred of the republican base. Obama is gone now, Cruz no longer has that crutch. He will actually have to run on issues and his record. He hasn’t done shit as a senator. Also, as a…

But his kids love him

The Simpsons, a show that hasn’t been good for 20 years.

Wisconsin, I believe.

It’s almost as if he instinctually knows to always go with the worst possible choice. Well, if you insist on deputizing the nation’s teachers, at least offer to pay off all their student loans.

Plus there is already a gerrymandering case before them that they are expected to rule on soon. So I would expect SCOTUS not to hear this case.

Yeah, Marco, the NRA gives you millions because they support your agenda, they don’t expect anything in return.

I am fascinated by how her mind works. I don’t even think it ever crosses her mind that she can’t do something. She doesn’t have to convince herself that she can do something, she just decides to do something. She is one of those people with laser focus. Yeah her accomplishments aren’t as impressive as a Steve Jobs or…