I thought that was the only way irrelevant musicians from the 80s get their music out

Defriends tim pat sebag montefiore

Well they're back

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There are so many slimier punks they could have named this thing after.

Only in politics

Since when did Walt Disney care about the Jews in a positive manner?

Disney countersues saying they own the right to Thor Lok and the entire Nordic Pantheon after acquiring Marvel.

Just wait until the first executive get's Snake on his Palm Pilot

It was in the 70s, the 80s, AND the 90s

You forgot:

Kung Fu Panda 3: Bleed those kids dry

I think this has a chance the be the Return of the Jedi of the Kung Fu Panda franchise.

But once Glasnost was in the ride was over, like when all the hippy musicians became cokeheads in the 70s

Gondor has a very good school district… why would you need to send your kid to private schools. Just hire an elf tutor and you'll be better off.

It's disturbing when you think of how much vaguely-consensual to non-consensual sex has likely been performed in the Playboy Mansion.

Why does she need to do anything, she's a billionaire

But in the end he's just a tool of the Trilateral Commission, namely the tool that rapes and advertises for Jello

I agree, it's a pretty big stretch to call The Newsroom "enjoyable".

Does he sell weapons to the Sheriff of Nottingham in exchange for money he used to fund coked up Merry Men in Nicaragua?