Your avatar doesn't look like a "Doug" and I doubt if you're making that much you'll be posting on this site. I'm content with the rut of poverty I live in.

Raider od the Lost Arc was a dantastic movie

Things look different after being dead for three decades

Pudding Pops have a disturbing new meaning

Are they part of that Laurel Canyon sound?

Some people want to support the good people at Webster's.

Can we be assured the company you're working for is at least moderately evil?

My Smaller Fat Greek Second Wedding

Strange Magic 3: Frozen… in Time

What's the over/under on the amount of sequels?

Michelle Yeoh still has star power?

That sounds like the talk of someone who cares about ethics in gaming journalism.

It was actually pretty cute watching Neil DeGrasse-Tyson overthrow a democratically elected left wing leader in South America

So the CIA has reduced itself to the level of a sad internet nerd, pointing out continuity errors in movies

What is that Cant? Cont? Cint? Cent? Cynt?

I'm going to get medicinal meth for my ADHD and to better detect the spider eggs under my skin.

Star Wars VII: Adrian's Revenge

Plus he molests his puppets every night in front of many people who did stuff with their siblings.

#freePhilistine

They were good in LA