What shenanigans will the Budweiser clydesdales be up to this year?

If the Raiders switched to the NFC Al Davis would come back from the dead and destroy the NFL with some demonic powers and lawsuits.

-New Coach

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Nothing much changed, we're just older

But Dikachu is uncircumcised.

We can't go around calling people their Lost character names look what Weezer produced doing that!

You clearly didn't watch that last season of Wild n Out

There are plenty of Iran-born Persian Jews in LA

She's from LA, so there's a decent chance she may be Jewish.

Hot Dog! We have a Wiener

Along with Cee Lo you have to wonder how many pop songs are about rape and how many of those writers were rapists.

If Spector taught us anything it's that people who write the most bubblegummy pop songs are usually evil in some way.

I don't know if that's a good thing or if he's the most morbid of them all

She used to be a little boy.

This is a football article you gotta love the Gronk.

Clearly he's a secret zombie.

That's why you supplement it with painkillers.

Hannity?

Juice is never tasteless

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Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies… Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right