Guess Scarlett Johansson wasn’t available.

I will cause bodily harm to anyone who tries to take away whole eggs. Egg whites are an insult, the deliciousness is in the yolk. 

To be fair, “not particularly memorable” is probably exactly what they were aiming for. They just want people to keep buying the syrup in the red bottle and avoid doing anything that stirs up a mob of outraged Twitter users.

It feels like Robin cut his carotid in front of my eyes but I was so busy laughing for 40 years, I never noticed. I was happier before I put together that comedy = suicidal sadness.

Robin Williams' suicide.

Felt you were too negative...during your cancer.

I only wear athleisure these days, since I only leave my apartment to walk my dog and go on longer weekend walks. Realistically once it warms up my wardrobe will probably just be cuter athleisure sets, since I don’t see my isolation ending any time soon.

Personal story about these teams on a smaller scale than the NFL:

Same reason Forrest Gump, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, I Am Sam, etc etc etc were nominated. Hollywood LOVES faked disability. Because “look how talented these abled actors are by pretending to have a condition they have never personally experienced and we have no idea if it’s even accurate because we have no personal…

She seems like an asshole, but she’s right that Hallmark movies shouldn’t automatically be dismissed because of their target audience. They aren’t any more ridiculous than James Bond movies.

It’s sadly common for people to treat real, structural power imbalances as "personal disagreements" that people need to "get over".

Tale as old as time. Many people, regardless of gender or political ideology, HATE smart women. And if that smart woman is also attractive? The hate is BLINDING in its intensity.

Cruz: Can we work together?

The problem with most of Murphy’s shows, and I say this as someone who’s actually a fan of most of these shows, is that he comes across as Dollar Store John Waters who’s trying too hard to shock and offend people with things that just aren’t very shocking or offensive anymore.

I was going to post the same thing. I loved Hamilton when I really wasn’t expecting to (only saw it on Disney+) but thought LMM was bad in it. He’s clearly a genius and I don’t blame him for giving himself the lead in it, but he was noticeably worse than the rest of the cast.

Here’s my hot take: Lin-Manuel Miranda for Best Performance by An Actor in a blah blah blah.

“is he hot or is he just tall”

Damn. I had no idea dude was 6'4". That is pretty tall indeed. For me, it's gotta be the tallness. Because he's definitely not a Greek god. Major methface vibes happening for me. No thanks dawg. Happy for Megan tho bc Brian Austin Green seems like a real sleazeball.

Won’t lie. The vocal fry for that character drove me up a wall. 

Did they point to a certain spot on the spectrum and say “play this!” It’s such an odd choice to make it a physical thing, autism doesn’t always manifest physically.