While looking for the Megababe product as a rec from a friend, Target only had “Love AnyBody Anti Chafe Stick” which works fine for me, though I do carry it in my bag to re-apply in a bathroom as needed. Held up in Florida heat. BodyGlide sounds better but I’ve never tried. 

THANK YOU! I was thinking “Why don’t I like Ansel Elgort? Someone I know hates them.” and you just reminded me. Man, some good ol’ days. at least for us readers.

I’m hoping this is one of those “before” moments they do in tv shows where they address the audience’s preconceived notions and images of the characters they knew, then smash them with a baseball bat and do something (hopefully) cool. 

That’s how much it’s distracting me!

It’s really not the sock that’s getting me here. It’s that god awful fucking sock.

Sliced brioche. Mirepouix. Ridge Cut salt&pepper potato chips. Unexpected Cheddar. Cheap goat cheese. Dog treats!!

but why!

Watched Toys over the holidays and cried within 30 seconds of him showing up on screen. 

Exact same. I love Meg and Avalon seems cool, but it’s way too grating for me to listen to her lines and I always skip past. (coming from a person with a regular vocal fry)

In my experience, the credit card I have negates the delivery fees and also gives you a general discount on most food, and they’re constantly offering up deals. $5 off this! 20% off your first order here! 30% off this restaurant tonight! Some restaurants mark up the dishes to reflect what they fork over to DoorDash,…

I was going to say this sesame dressing that comes in a super tall bottle from the Korean market (I think they sell it in a jug at Costco under “Deep Roasted Sesame Dressing”) and the base is kewpie mayo. Put that shit on anything.

I’m in agreement with you. To me, they are chicken and the egg standpoints. The folks who start at the egg and want men to care about something outside of themselves, aka “don’t read the book because it’s still revolving around you” are missing the point that those men are never going to do that. They are never going…

It’s difficult. I usually say something like, “Hard to teach people to care, right?” then they usually agree, then I say “Gotta vote blue no matter who! Crazy times! Have a good one!” and walk away.

I feel this. After I had surgery and had to be on a liquid diet for a while, I easily lost 10-15lb. I felt so weak (walking and showering were monumental) and just about everyone thought I a. looked great, b. aren’t I thrilled? what a positive of the whole surgery thing, and c. at least I got something out of it!

Wait, you’re not supposed to use cleaned out Bonne Maman jars for everything possible...? But they’re so nifty and cute...

Go go go! You can do this! When I was going through a breakup and posted about it on SNS, I actually screenshotted some of the responses that resonated with me and saved them to my desktop to look at in the weaker times. You know you deserve better. That’s why you’re posting here.

Are you kidding me? BUKKA #1.

Your foster dog is fucking adorable and good on you for fostering! Pits are just the sweetest blockheads. My blockhead dog is happy I’m home but also cries a lot because me home = outside and play. She’s slowly learning that desk means I’m “turned off”.

This article was unknowingly written for me. I type to you from the skies above San Francisco, returning from a mini vacation to bone. I’ve been vacation boning my ex for a couple months now, each of us taking trips to/from San Francisco and SoCal every couple of weeks.

We broke up about a decade ago and have each had…

I’m watching Royal Rumble and periodically checking this page. It’s working.