Absolutely agree-I’m one of the only women at my job and I refuse to clean anything. Literally anything while I’m there-dirty mug? take it home! throw it away! who cares! Too much of a slippery slope to becoming mom/the one who puts everything away. Because of this one of my male coworkers vacuums while I check my…

And while you’re at it Millennial women, stop eating lunch at your desk and use your lunch hour! Nobody notices that you don’t take yours because they’re all out to lunch. You will NOT get brownie points or promoted for working your ass off through lunch. Trust me, I learned the hard way.

My vacation time is just endlessly accruing because I don’t have the money to travel anywhere. I’m trapped in a vicious cycle where don’t want to do a staycation because I feel like I’m wasting my paid time off, but then I just never end up using it at all.

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

Off topic, but this is weirding me out.

Does the dog die? Someone please watch it all and let me know, I can’t watch stuff where the dog dies, thanks in advance. Also if the dog is sad, like, ever, even once I’m out.

I am genuinely shocked that this is any good. I mean... I’m still not going to watch it, but I guess in the future I’ll hold off on the snark with which I’ve previously been greeting its commercials.

Still reading (about 3/4 done), but had to comment: this is a masterwork. Such a beautiful, articulate column. I feel like copy-and-pasting several passages, but can’t narrow them down.

Maybe I’m real dumb, but in an industry where people are known for changing their names and age is an issue....why would a rumor of someone changing their name and fudging their age BE cause for not hiring them? I don’t understand Hollywood.

People need to get over the misconception that Melania Trump is their imprisoned ally.

Great, despite the glaring leaps of logic as expected from films of this genre, now I want to watch this movie.

And further proof, were any needed, that we are in The Upside Down: I agree with Chelsea Handler.

Should she have argued at first? Probably not, though she did cover up the “problem” to comply. However....

Buzzfeed has this theory that it’s all a fake feud they’ve conducted so they can control the gossip narrative the media sells. Which is crazy, and I’m not sure I buy it, but isn’t it fun to think of Perry and Swift privately messaging each other, cooking up this story?

Well, if a contingency plan was in their contract, then Swift’s people would’ve known from the beginning that there’s a chance they could leave.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

literally nothing here is new or original

I’ll give Jinder credit for this much: That crowd was hot last night, and he didn’t embarrass himself in the moment. Plus Randy Orton nearly killed one of those Singh brothers, because they weigh about a buck-forty-five, so that was fun. Not much of a PPV, though, outside of the Owens-A.J. match.

It is not James Ellsworth as Champ, But I like it.

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