Slides are designed to produce foot sweat, than shoot your foot backwards and forwards so you look like you’re waterskiing badly on dry land.

All things aside, the fact that an American entertainment business (and you can pretty much call WWE as not just a business but an industry on its own) is even CONSIDERING putting their full weight behind an Asian superstar without using any ethnic stereotype and simply relying on his own abilities is amazing to me.…

Just waiting waiting waiting for that Asuka/Charlotte feud.

He’s giving promos in a second language that he has only been speaking for a year. Saying he will never get there is premature at best.

Drunken master and MJ had a baby who went into wrasslin’

1. Swift and Perry are working together

Katy’s single before this, some Grace Jones knockoff, is about how we all listen to pop music (and feed on pop culture) as a distraction from fighting the power or whatever. And her performance at the Grammys highlighted the message by turning the set into these boards onto which was projected the Constitution.

I am probably alone here but this whole “feud” makes me like Perry less and less. She comes off as really petty to me. She seems to be the one intent on keeping it alive.

Orton getting cheap, shitty heat isn’t really a new story

Even if the cost of living in Chicago isn’t quite at NY/LA/SF level unaffordable, the salaries displayed in that photo are impossibly low for people with 15 -39 years professional experience. They must all have to moonlight at other jobs to make ends meet.

Grandma wants to see this.

Who is responsible for inviting this particular fucking idiot to give a commencement speech at an HBCU???

Great way to kill post-graduation donations from an entire class!

Why would they host this incompetent piece of shit? Money has to be involved. Such a slap in the face to all those grads who paid out the ass to be there.

Here’s something: she gave an interview a while back and basically said that while she’s all for being empowered and shit, at home it’s important to make her husband feel like a king. FOAD, Giada.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Sometimes I miss the 80's. You just know her logo would have been her last name - with a pencil drawn caracature of her bosom dotting the consecutive ‘eyes’ and a large head and outsized smile.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

Or country. That shit is fucking riddled with sexism. Should have been enough of a clue that when one woman country artist wrote a song about it, the industry fucking flipped out on her.