Mine is “EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYUP”!!!! 😉

This is my cat laying on the decoy Kindle so that I can read on my iPad in peace. She has glorious belly floof.

So, I’ve been following the NARP Healing Program for a month or two, and I think it’s helping me deal with my narcissistic and flying monkey family members. At a dreaded family get together last weekend, my mother said something strange and also unkind and untrue to me, and I didn’t reply. Later, one of my Trump…

Exactly. And I feel like it’s a privileged position to tune out kinda but also my mental health can’t handle all of it.

I literally don’t know what Lady Gaga looks like. I just picture that Friends lady who was also in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

I think I convinced myself I was miserable in 2016 because of how shitty it was in general but 2017 has brought me some clarity on how miserable my job has been making me. I’ve worked for the same company for 10 years and the chances of me leaving and finding a job paying as much at another company is basically 0, but…

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

I am really hoping Gaga does get political in the show — why the fuck not?! I really doubt there are large ranks of Trump-supporting Little Monsters, when I think of everything she champions. Does anyone know? Who is she afraid of alienating?

I made wild rice and almond sourdough. The original recipe called for sage too, but I left that out because I don’t like sage that much.

Girl come over my house Im watching Dateline and pizza is on its way.

I remember buying a dress for my 7th grade dance there in California and feeling soooo cool because we didn’t have them back East. 1990? It was black floral, of course.

Wet Seal should merge with Wetzel’s and form Wetseal’s Pretzels.

I’m a Biologist and former veterinary nurse. I worked in a zoo. To me, this is horrifying. As it should be to anyone who understands how much these animals lose their ability to perform their roaming behavior. That’s the entire point: never use wild animals as entertainment. It’s horrifying and immoral. Ps I’m happy…

I’m with you in spirit but for one minute can we just have something cute and not terrifying to watch or read PLEASE?!?!?! Just for one goddamn minute.

This whole thing has been like the nightmares you have after eating too much chili before bed. You know, the nightmares that jolt you awake right before you dash to the toilet with the fire shits?

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

This is me after waking up and rushing to my computer literally every single day

So, lately I find myself sitting on websites like Jezebel, reading articles, and then when I’m finished reading all the new content I hit ‘refresh’ over and over and over and over and over and...

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.