Ugh, it feels like we’ve all stepped into a giant time machine and are headed back to the worst parts of our history. Granted, I feel like contextually this show helped bring visibility to the gay community back when it was on (I remember my very homophobic grandma started watching the series and realized, ‘Hey,…

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Making me groen over here.

If it were Florida, the killing would have somehow involved a sh*t-ton of meth and an alligator.

I need to be that kitten right now.

This is my only joy lately, knowing that those Good Salt of the Earth Everymen who voted for this rancid orange barnacle will soon be well and truly fucked as a result of their actions. Of course, we all will be to a certain degree. Just let me have this schadenfreude for a moment longer.

...good.

I agree. I’m sorry she chose to marry this man. I feel sorry for Barron because he didn’t choose his parents. That’s it.

Does it matter?

It doesn’t matter, even if she was created with donated sperm he was still her father. She’s lovely, and entitled to her whacked out conspiracy theory about her father’s death.

Of course she loves him.. That’s why I am choosing to support the alternative news that she’s still in Washington, D.C. supporting her The Husband right now.

“And it would be nice once in a while for someone just to say—report it straight up—he appointed this person, here’s their background. Not why they’re not going to get nominated. Not why it’s not going to happen.”

Send Dippin’ Dots!

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

Agreed. I was on my way to the march and a white lady on the train told me “If I am out here doing this, something better change.” Almost as if this one act of showing up and marching by someone who already has a great deal of privilege ought to make the difference. I understand the sentiment and I think a lot of…

Kara - I know you know this but I wwant to put it out there in writing before or in time with anyone who will call you cynical or say you should appreciate this action.