I’ve ALWAYS thought this in a, “how can no one else get this vibe?” way.

LOVE Paula’s Pancakes! Also adorabibble doggo!! Good luck on the dates. Be the most you that you can be!

I completely feel you. I have a black pitbull. Huge sweetheart, 2yo, and we work on her reactivity everyday. I give her pink and purple bandanas and cute accessories to try and lessen her “scare people” factor and because I need training opportunities. She’s never violent, but her VERY EXCITED mood looks like crazy…

I was also adopted at birth and have recently been toying with the idea of a DNA test. I don’t know jack about my birth parents, any possible blood relatives, etc. I hope things work out for and and you’re able to process all the new information peacefully. And wishing healthy vibes to your pup!

I am also proof of the dog method. Long story short I ended up with a high energy terrier and feel very, VERY guilty when she doesn’t get proper exercise. Also she’ll audibly cry at me when she’s restless and wake up in the middle of the night with the zoomies because she need to get the energy out. If you’re in a…

Staying home can be super rad. Saving money is also very super rad. 

Oh my god, that fuuuuucking sucks. I am so sorry. but happy birthday...? 

Hi Jezzies. Anyone else spending the weekend at home and not sure if they’re lonely?? I know this is oddly specific.

I’ve been debating getting a tattoo of my pup’s paw and now you’ve convinced me. :)

I have naturally dark hair and have been coloring it different variations of pink, purple, and blue, for literally ten years now. The only downside, in my eyes, is always having to have it look nice! a “bad hair day” with dyed hair and sweatpants/lazy clothes looks 10x worse than a non-dyed head, because people are…

I do this weird self sabotage all the time. I know what my debt balance is (is it still “small” when you can’t pay it off each month?) and manage it yet never really pay it off. Maybe once a year if I’m being honest with myself, but I’m always working on this grand plan to pay it off, then I sabotage it because the…

“You could be black, white, or blue- I don’t care what color you are!”

You are so welcome. Also, when I posted about my situation last year on SNS, someone also recommended me to that Dear Sugar posting; you can find it by googling “dear sugar 77" It’s “The Truth That Lives There”. I kept that open in a browser window on my phone foreeverrr and reread it infinity times. Anyway- you can…

My extremely obstinate 55lb staffy will either go underneath the bed when she senses sexy time coming on, OR she’ll “ride the wave” as we call it. AKA she won’t move or get up, does a massive sigh, closes her eyes and goes to sleep while the bed sways. We got over it and mostly find it hilariously. Occasionally she…

I wish I had a reason for disliking her (persona I guess, not as a person, because who knows how she actually is) as much as I do. But I really dislike whatever is she does/is doing.

Please, dear god, don’t do the game where no one can say the words “baby” or “shower” and the last person standing wins. Trivia about the parents can be fun.

Having done this exact same thing last year- I agree with Cabbage Patch. The one thing I would say was hardest for me doing the breaking up with someone who was 100% good, is that it is going to be very hard to hold your resolve. They may answer with, “This is coming from out of the blue. What’s wrong? What did I do?”…

I wouldn’t say I’m doing anything exciting in the current kitchen, but I’m finally moving into a new living situation where I will have a kitchen to fully cook in again! and bake in! and leave dishes in the sink overnight! and not have to worry about putting everything exactly back where it goes and babyproofing all…

Tired Angle #1: Newcomer signs and gets ambushed by the entire roster.

The next time I want to make a left across 4 lanes on a majorly busy street with constant traffic and no light, I’ll re-downloaded Waze.