Leslie Knope would not approve.

When I was hospitalized for a length of time, I shat myself twice in front of my boyfriend and had to ask him to leave the room so I didn’t die of embarrassment and shame, worse than I was already feeling, sitting in my own diarrhea. I also had to fart a ton to not feel pain and keep recovery going. and I am a…

I agree with kingwolf. Also, not get hopes up, but she could like you, and have been telling you that story and judging your reaction to it and using that as a kind of measurement of if she should share how she felt.

If you are curious about women but don’t want to make an experiment of someone (also, good on you for that), I would say go to a gay bar. Go hang out on a weeknight and feel the vibes, maybe talk to some women, just see how it goes.

As a person who is easily startled, I completely support your bell idea. Also it would be adorable.

I feel you. I’m in a similar spot in my relationship and while it fucking kills me every time I have to eggshell walk around political talk and use my nice white people-friendly language to say anything remotely about white male privilege... I’ve learned the best thing I can do is say my piece as nicely as possible…

I’ve played most of the Sims and while I play 4 off and on, I can’t get myself into it. No idea why. I have to make challenges for myself. It feels like there’s somehow nothing to do... ?

As a fellow kinkster and Dan Savage listener- Your body is now trying to convince you of what you brain already knows: DTMFA. You know it hasn’t been right, and now your vagina is like “Sister, if you don’t do this, I WILL” and here you are. You are certainly not garbage, but you gotta get out of this shit now.

I think it was LA Weekly that followed her for a day. She asked the journalist to buy pieces of her art, like, 5 times. So she sells shit. She can’t make that much. And googling isn’t weird- if you don’t live in LA there’s literally zero reason you’d know she exists.

nah, I literally meant anywhere ever. I’ve worked in retail, customer service, professional industries, entertainment- at all levels. It’s everywhere. It’s literally just existing.

welcome to being a woman having a job anywhere ever

I’m hoping this will cause my employer to let me work from home. The entire time.

Go you!! Think of your money spent as money spent on medicine, because that’s what it is!

Wow. I am so sorry that happened to your kid! I did intense studying and practicing on all sorts of VR, and as person prone to motion sickness in general, I’ve ever experienced or read or heard ANYTHING that intense. I wonder if something was going on beforehand or it’s an indicator of something else? Docs didn’t say…

This is going to sound like a fucking advert, but I actually used Attacking Anxiety and Depression by Lucinda Bassett. I didn’t know until afterward that it’s been on infomercials for years. The information it gives and the tactics it teaches you completely changed my life. I’d done various talk therapies before and…

CM Punk is straightedge, but not Christian. I believe he identifies as Atheist. :)

Women typically use male pseudonyms to not get pidgeon-holed in the market and to be more “appealing” to the whole market. Aka the male market.
Men are using female pseudonyms because they’re trying to reach the female market- as if women wouldn’t read the book because it’s written by a man. Which smells like horse…

I wanted that production photo book that JBeals put out SO badly but it was totally gone when I looked for it. I’m rewatching from S1. Please hold up to the test of time, unlike Gilmore Girls.

My friend once said I was “definitely the Jenny” and I was immediately upset and impressed with myself.

I’m near hyperventilating. Oh my god. THANK YOU, EARTH!