Oh awesome! I almost hate how good it was. It’s fucked up my brain again.

No, and it smells like literal asshole.

I did this for my 2016 New Year’s resolution and haven’t stopped! I just don’t feel like it. Here are my recs:

Just went through the NYT and MLive articles. Holy shit, these kids are fucking styling!

I think the inherent grossness of the word is supposed to be “quirky”

This happens to me too- and i wear them somewhere in between what’s considered high and low rise. I just don’t wan’t a major muffin saw-me-in-half when I sit down. American Eagle has been my best bet, which isn’t saying much. They don’t even carry actual denim anymore. It’s all “jegging”

Must be called Dogspin.

My therapist suggested using Bumble/other dating apps to make other fellow female friends. I would love to know how my face reacted to that. I’m not opposed to online friend-getting... I just can’t bring myself to do it. It’s like dating but almost worse?

I just ended a great FWB relationship because he was a crazy conservative. Some of the best sex of my life, but every drive home, the shit he would say would echo in my head and my brain would say to my vagina, “how are you fucking this guy??” Brain > vagina every time.

Same. These are the first “fashion sneakers” I’ve ever wanted to wear. but the pink ones.

“Tesla claimed at the time that they hired an independent investigator who determined Vandermeyden’s assertions were baseless.“

If it means my employer makes us work from home for an entire week- Bring on the Olympics!

Dodgeball. I don’t even like the movie. It just comes on and I leave it there. Every time.

I would say, “Please google the word ‘cuck’ on your phone right now. Is this what you really mean to say?” in your bitchiest tone.

Do you have a local pet store that’s not a Petco or big brand store? I have a store near me whose policy is you can return any food if your pet doesn’t agree with/like it no matter what size bag you bought. 50lb sack? Bring it back! Local mom and pop stores tends to be more generous that way.

Did the long distance thing a lot- Make a date that works for you. Like, every Wednesday night you’re going to have a Skype date. Find ways to still surprise them (email poems, mail flowers, etc. I got friendly with many local businesses that I will NEVER see) Most importantly, figure out what is ok in terms of sex…

Been broken up from 3 year relationship for a couple months. Been moved out about a month. Have a friends with benefits that is cool. What I miss the most is sharing all the details of my day with someone. Sending texts throughout the whole day. Sending him things I think are hilarious that he would think are…

Filmmakers get AT THIS story

Oddly enough, and I swear I’m not a COMPLETE homebody, I’ve met my last... 4? boyfriends online. The most recent, an almost 3 year relationship, was from okcupid. I think the internet is a good thing. I have way too many specific niche interests and “interests” that I’m going meet someone at the bar or whatnot.

Botox is a helluva drug.