Even worse after having just watched Dunne v Bate.

It was underwhelming for Nakamura. No idea why they decided to tone it down AND not have it be the main event on his official debut, and after all that promoting.

He supposedly had pretty bad backne before, but has a ton of it now, along with the insane body transformation, popping veins, and weird nipples pretty much scream roids. Note that they stopped saying “hardbody Mahal”...

Agreed. It’s the “He’ll never get there” type of thinking that never gets us there. Let him talk for ten minutes straight. The audience isn’t as stupid (or racist, hopefully) as you think. Give him a chance before you pigeonhole him as a bad ESL speaker that can’t pull a promo. There are different types of good, and…

god I wish he wasn’t such a dickhead jerk. for... reasons.

Agreed. It’s one of those things that’s so easy to get wrong. Hence why so many non-separates are all custom.

Some are lined, some not. You literally oil your whole body up to get in.

They don’t call it the Orange Curtain for nothing.

The Orange Curtain is so insanely real. Blows my mind every time.

I never know if it’s because I came from a low middle class area/family or if I’ve traveled a lot (as an adult) that makes me able to spot “rich” areas just by a quick drive through. I think it’s the former.

I really don’t want that to be true, but I also fear that if she was brought up, she’d be given some bullshit racist-esque gimmick. See: Nakamura’s dumb samurai font and shirts.

Agreed. Reminds me of that SB post from the writer who had never seen WWE and was covering Wrestlemania on AJ Styles - “I like him, but I don’t think I’m supposed to.”

It’s worth it for the PPVs, NXT, and 205 Live. Even if you don’t watch all the other bits they produce, which are decent “have something on in the background but still good” bits.

WWE having a 14 long not bullshit women’s match. Deadspin writing on it. This is literally the highlight of my day!

You don’t choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you...

I know you weren’t talking to me, but I was in a similar scenario and I’ll just say that that seed you have- the one that says “not sure we can be together”- won’t die. It’ll just keeping growing more and more roots. It’s the comfort that’s hard to leave. but if that seed is there, it’s not going to go away. :(

hahahahahaAAAA. yes, but I’m going to keep fucking dudes, whether my brain wants to or not. because now we can do anything we want! if I were drinking, I would have just shotgunned the rest.

Oooh! I have been thinking about adult ballet classes. I never did any real dance as a kid and I’m very clumsy. I do like working out slowly (like yoga or hiking) and concentrating my body, so it sounded like fun. I just don’t want to make a complete fool out of myself with a bunch of toned ass dancing peeps.

Hahaha, that’s ok. I’m glad you’re at least getting some insight into yourself? Recognizing a pattern is important? Something something. Insert inspiring phrase.

Thank you! Holy fuck that sounds delicious.