I am a huge Star Wars fan.

You really want to compare fanbases now? Holy hell, man. It was wrong to make light of Aunese’s death but let’s talk about snowballs with size D batteries thrown at fans at games - bags of piss/shit thrown at fans at games - tires slashed in the parking lots - entire CU student section removed at NU/CU game - the list…

Maybe some Burma Shave type signs along the roadside?

Wouldn’t matter, aside from closing it entirely which would likely be a massive hassle.

We have a train bridge like this in my city. It is on a road that has 10 signs before you get on it that say “No Commercial Traffic” and “No Trucks” and “Low Bridge”. Once on the road, there are signs every few hundred feet warning…

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

WELL YA KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER

In the spirit of inter-faith understanding, I’m sure we can get many more deities to tell these guys to Fuck Right Off

You are totally right.

I would just like to take a moment to say that I’m a fat, bearded, almost-40 mostly-white man who thought TLJ was fine, maybe like 6/10 or 7/10? Not perfect, but entertaining.

On the other hand, we’re definitely, totally, an oppressed minority at this point. Everywhere I go on the internet I read…

I still have a little fantasy that Kim will simply fail to show up for the “summit” thus making Trump look like more of a fool than he already does.

I have a lower opinion.

Meh. Had high hopes for this joke, but you honestly came up short.

Maybe there’s a bunch of these little ones out there, and a limo that stretches from one side of the state to the other.

oh cut it out...

Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.

It should be called...wait for it...

it’s hard to deny that the ending is one hell of a gut punch

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster debt free!!!