B-But... It didn’t match the Luke fanfic in my head that I spent 30 years working on!

Exactly. Please, some other shoe company other than New Balance make stylish tennis shoes in wide widths for those of us with hobbit feet.

“Deal with it.”

I still have a little fantasy that Kim will simply fail to show up for the “summit” thus making Trump look like more of a fool than he already does.

I have a lower opinion.

Meh. Had high hopes for this joke, but you honestly came up short.

Maybe there’s a bunch of these little ones out there, and a limo that stretches from one side of the state to the other.

oh cut it out...

Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.

It should be called...wait for it...

Am reminded of “Mountains of Madness”.

I am an advocate for inclusion and representation of people that don’t look like me or love like me in media. I have a concern about the endgame for this index. Is their a number in this criteria? Like 15%, 25%, 50% LGBTQ representation of characters? What’s appropriate? Should it be an accurate 1:1 ratio of the real…

It sounds like “yeah-wre,” rhyming with “Gary,” to me.

Superman has the same problem that Deadpool originally had in Wolverine: Origins. The actor is right for the part, but no one else involved seems to understand what makes the character work.

it’s hard to deny that the ending is one hell of a gut punch

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster debt free!!!

What’s stupid is that car makers are fully capable of meeting the efficiency standards. Engines have become vastly more efficient over the decades. But instead of that translating to gains in mpg, it translates to gains in horsepower while mpg remains stagnant. Instead of stuffing another 100hp into a Ford family…