Half of me wants to say they won’t sell any with a grille that small (how will anyone know how big and tough I am?), but the other half says it’s prime real estate for something super macho like a wolf howling at the moon or nice big AR15 decal, with room left over for Calvin pissing on a Rivian logo.

Why don’t you go start that company and tell me how it goes.

I think you are frighteningly overconfident in your abilities.

I think it could be done. You are overestimating how much attention people pay while driving (maybe you are an excellent driver who is always 100% focused, but if you’ve spent any time on the roads, you know that is not universal).

At speed, and with a good quality printing? I think you are overestimating your vision, response time, and rapid decision-making.

What are 3 cars with tragically bad build quality Alex?

Please let today be the day.

I prefer the one with a little more scoot

But there has always been a sub-Corolla offering. 

No, because I didn’t need a reasonably priced new car. I bought a TourX because I wanted a wagon.

You can play this game just as well with cars, too. The target audience doesn’t care.

So you’re the person who is two car lengths back from the car in front of you at a light, blocking the turn lane...

I’m currently waiting for the most recent crop of Pacificas to start depreciating in time for our 2nd kid. Never thought I’d be excited about a Chrysler minivan but here we are. 

A truly incredible use of .gif technology.

Why I prefer sedans, visibility not an issue for the kids, the little shits can’t see anything from the trunk plus the drive is much quieter, people just spoil their kids too much with the letting them see “the world” and experiencing daylight or being secured in a proper seat bullshit.

The superpower of misdirection.

If you’re not tailgating, you’ll see them.

Seems familiar but different